09 Jan YOUR CRAZY HOROSCOPE 2018 IS HERE
What do the stars have in store for you? In Dreamsea we have all the space and the time to watch the stars while we are in the camps, so we are experts about what happens when the full moon glows, the meaning of the comets and the taste of stardust. That’s why we discovered a new and fun way to predict how your year is going to be. Check your birth date and get ready to watch your future!
(March 21st to April 19th)
As the first sign of Dreamsea, you are accustomed to be always on top of the fashion trend. This year, it’s going to be like any other, my dear Avocado. People will fight for you anywhere wherever you go. Be ready to attend to impressive breakfasts and brunches. Everybody will want to sit next to you. Invest in good and nice outfits because you will see yourself in the most fabulous and influenced Instagram accounts. You will take over the internet. Stay tasty, avocado, stay tasty.
(April 20th to May 21st)
As a sign of light, Firefly, 2018 will be a year of shining. When others see you they get surprised and want to catch you with their internal net of toxicity to suck your light out. But fly, fly, little firefly! Don’t let them take you down. Be patient. You will be busy like a firefly all summer long, collaborating and meeting brilliant people related to yoga and travel.
(May 22nd to June 21st)
Ay ay ay! Poor Chihuahua, people don’t usually understand you, isn’t it? You have an aggressive armor and grumpy barks to protect your delicate dog heart. Then people want to hit you with la chancla. Chihuahua, I will suggest that you hold on tight and get ready for some telenovela that will teach some grandma lessons to your young soul. Don’t worry, be a good boy and at the end of the year you will be padrísimo!
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
Dear untouchable Unicorn, 2018 has some lessons to teach you about love. Sometimes getting to you is unfathomable. It takes time, effort and a whole lot of persistency with you, so you should give a break to that romance. But nothing is impossible (except Unicorns). Give it time and it will happen. Listen to the old saying: “Destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way, in order to give us something beyond our wishes.” Good luck in the hunt.
THE SHOOTING STAR
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
Running through the cosmos will be anything but boring or ordinary. Actually, it will happen the opposite of that, so much, that you will see yourself questioning where the uplifting energy came from. You will finally free yourself of negativity that has been weighing you down. And don’t be afraid to crash into a good looking astronaut on the way to the next galaxy.
THE CRAZY GRANDMA
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
Oh grandma, crazy times are ahead! Now that you got rid of lots of toxic friends and all those egocentric people you had to take care of, you will exhibit a new wavelength of confidence that you’ve never had before. You will silence that little voice of doubt that’s been lingering in your head for such a long time now. You will replace it with self confidence and running naked into surf camps, having second marriages on the beach and mischieving with surfers.
THE PALM TREE
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
As a Palm tree, 2018 will be all about pleasing yourself and discover new tropical places like Bali or Nicaragua. Surround yourself with coconuts and flowers to protect your aura. And dance, dance with the wind like the old palm trees have been doing for decades since it’s your destiny. 2018 will be a year filled with huge growth both mentally and physically, get ready for the big things about to happen!
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
In the past you have had the habit of clinging onto mistakes. This year will be much different. You will finally reach a place where you realize that those mistakes made you humane and wise. They’ve provided you with valuable life lessons that you’re finally able to put to good use to others. You will teach people lessons that will change their lives. 2018 recommends you to go to the French south coast, sun burns your hair and your skin as a reward.
(November 23rd to December 21st)
Dear Influencer, it has been some crazy years since people don’t understand what your role at work is. And as you are full of confidence they usually mistake you by arrogant. But you stuck to your dreams and this year you could meet someone online who has the clout and connections to take those dreams to the next level! Instagram is going to be your tool to shine this time.
(December 22nd to January 20th)
Yogis believe that every success comes from right stretching and incredible spiritual training. If you are one of them, you know that you prefer to practice day and night until you find your perfect flow. The secret of their success is Ashtanga and determination during every day of the week. This year don’t be so hard on yourself and combine the serious yoga with some easy going surfing during the summer.
(January 21st to February 18th)
As a liquid sign, 2018 is shaping up to be a year of big changes. In the past, you’ve had a difficult time taking yourself seriously. Self doubt has been your best friend for quite some time now. But, in the new year, you will begin to make changes within yourself and you will start to go with the flow. Everybody will claim you to be at every party and event, specially you will attend to Weddings and Christenings.
(February 19th to March 20th)
As a Ukelele, get ready for a year filled with creative energy. The Ukelele horoscope 2018 foretells that you will finally find the time to put off projects you’ve set always aside because there was never enough time to. This new wave of creativity might even inspire you to try new things like singing or make other changes in other parts of your life as well. 2018 will be filled with inspiring endeavors and your creativity will shine brighter than ever before.